Quotes

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Funny Quotes

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system. -- US Politician Dan Quayle (1947 - )

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. -- US Politician Dan Quayle (1947 - )

No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach. -- William Cowper Brann (The Iconoclasts, Old Glory, July 4, 1893)

Half this game is 90% mental. -- Yogi Berra

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-- Comedian George Burns (1896 - 1996)

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
-- Comedian Bill Cosby (1937 - )

George W. Bush ("Bushisms")

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." (Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000)

"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers." (Houston,Texas, Sept. 6, 2000)

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." (Reuters, May 5, 2000)

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C.,is close to California." (In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000)

"I understand small business growth. I was one" (New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000)

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." (Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000)