Jokes

Please remember that these are JUST jokes, they are NOT intended to offend anyone. However, if you are the kind of person that gets offended easily, or prefer cleaner jokes, click here to go to our squeaky clean jokes section.

FYI: These jokes are mostly contributed by our readers.

Animals

• The amazing mouse

One night a man heard painful screeches and howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door. The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Sheperd! The man, very excited was dying to show someone his discovery.

He rushed home and woke up his wife, but before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket. "Don't be afraid darling," said the man. "Wait until I tell you about this."

"GET OUT OF HERE!" cried his wife. "And take that sex maniac with you!"