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Do you know what I'm doing now?

A beautiful woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all his professionalism and ethics go out the window. He tells her to undress. Once she has disrobed, the doctor begins to stroke her thigh as he's doing this, he looks at her and says, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," the woman replies, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

That's right," says the doctor, then he begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

Yes," said the woman, "you're checking for any lumps."

"Correct", replied the doctor. Finally he unzips his fly and mounts the woman, then starts to have sexual intercourse with her.

Again he asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting gonorrhea, which is why I came to see you in the first place."

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