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A boy went into a cafe...

A boy went into a cafe and ordered a can of cola. Once the beverage arrived, he pulled a can opener from his pocket, used it to open the can, and drank the cola. Then he bought another can of cola and repeated the whole process. The girl behind the counter asked why he did not use the ring pull to open the can and the boy replied, "Oh, I thought that was only for people who did not have a can opener on them."

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