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The code word

There was an old priest who got tired of all the people in his parish who kept confessing adulter. One Sunday, from the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.

About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come to the confessinal, they keep talking about having 'fallen.'"

The Mayor laughed realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the Mayor could explain, the priest shook an accussing finger at the Mayor and said, "I don't know what you are laughing about! Your wife has fallen THREE times this week!"

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