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Trying to sleep

A man who had been driving all night decided to pull over somewhere quiet to get some sleep. He parked near a jogging trail and settled back to snooze. Just after he feel asleep, there was a knock at his window. He opened his eyes and saw a jogger running in place.

"Excuse me, sir" the jogger said. "Do you have the time?"

The man looked at his watch and answered, "8:10." The jogger said thank you and ran off. The man settled back and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window.

A second jogger running in place asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?" "8:20," the man said. The jogger said thank you and ran off.

The man knew it was only a matter of time before another jogger disturbed him, so he put a sign in his window that read "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!" The man settled back down to sleep.

The man is suddenly awaken by a knock on his window from yet another jogger, "Sir, it is "8:25".

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