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A cowboy in a barber shop

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a close shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, and most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend sometime in a hotel room." She replied, "I am married and my husband wouldn't like that." The cowboy said, "Tell him you are working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him! He's shaving you!"

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