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Ancient statue and mountain edge

Two men, and a woman were climbing a mountain, and once they reached the top, they found an ancient statue. Suddenly, the ancient statue began to talk, and told the men and the woman that he will grant each one a wish.

However, there was a catch. They had to stand on the edge of the mountain, and the first thing that comes into their mind, they will become. Tired with their boring lives, they all happily agreed. The first man, ran to the edge of the mountain, and and thought about eagels, and instantly, he turned into a powerful eagle, and flew away. The woman seeing how the wish works, ran to the edge of the moutain, and thought about peaceful doves, and instantly turned into a beautiful dove, and she too flew away.

The third guy ran to the edge, and suddenly looked down, surprised by the height he said to himself, "Shit, that is deep". "Splat", he fell to the ground as shit.

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