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One day a man and a woman...

One day a man and a woman were having rough and crazy sex, the man was so into it, that suddenly, the condom flew off his dick and out the window landing on the street. The couple ran to the window, and noticed a boy had picked up the condom.

The man yelled "Hey kid, if you give me that back, I will give you a dollar. The boy was not really bright, and so he did not know what a condom was. He asked, "What is this?", the man yelled back, "It is a twinkee". So the boy returned the condom.

When the boy went to school, he told his friends about how a guy gave him a dollar to return a twinkee. His friends said "So what is the big deal about that". The boy cunningly replied, "I returned the twinkee, but after I sucked the cream out of the middle."

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