Jokes

Please remember that these are JUST jokes, they are NOT intended to offend anyone. However, if you are the kind of person that gets offended easily, or prefer cleaner jokes, click here to go to our squeaky clean jokes section.

FYI: These jokes are mostly contributed by our readers.

• Animals
• The amazing mouse

• Blonde Jokes
• The Blonde and the Construction workers
• A Blonde's Brain At Work
• Why can't a blonde dial 911?
• Another Dumb Blonde
• A Flaky Blonde
• Alligator Shoes
• Adventures in Disneyland
• A blonde in an electronics store
• Interview with young blonde

• Funny Lists
• 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
• 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
• 5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
• The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
• The Top 10 Signs That Its Time To Do The Laundry
• 8 Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
• 15 Funny Observations
• Actual Answering Machine Messages

• General/Misc.
• Ancient statue and mountain edge
• Funny one liners
• 12- Pack
• A Child's Prayer
• A Sweet Ass Story
• Yo Daddy Is So Bald
• The little Kid and the Bus driver
• Who's the Boss?
• A Hooker and a Bungee Jump
• A cowboy in a barber shop
• Two Italian men
• The code word
• Do you know what I'm doing now?
• Spaghetti, Spaghetti
• Bill Gates in Hell

• Men/Women/Relationships
• Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
• Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say
• A woman keeps asking her husband....
• I will take a photo....
• Why do women have smaller feet than men?
• Men are like...
• Sex lives
• We can get rid of...
• Coming or Going?

• Nasty/Gross Jokes (View Discretion Advised, do not read if easily offended.)
• One day a man and a woman...
• The devil and the three men in hell
• A guy walks into a bar...

• Questions & Answers
• How do you know when you are REALLY ugly?
• Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Kentucky?
• Why do blondes go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
• How do you know when you're being mooned by a fast food chef?

• Redneck Jokes
• 1) You might be a redneck if...
• 2) You might be a redneck if...
• A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
• Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
• Two rednecks walking...

• Squeaky Clean Jokes
• Trying to sleep
• Two men were walking through the forest
• A boy went into a cafe...
• A promise is a promise
• A little old couple walked slowly...

• Yo Mama
• Yo Mama Stumbled
• Yo Mama like a Big Mac
• Yo Mama Road Sign
• Yo Mamma so dumb